JOKES

These are my favourite jokes - email me yours and you'll be entered into a free prize draw each month to win a Zoomania prize*! We'll also publish the best jokes on our website each month.

What is a crocodile's favourite game?
Snap!

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!

*Winners living in the Buckinghamshire area will receive a free child entry pass to Zoomania Aylesbury. Winners outside of the Buckinghamshire area will receive a Zoomania drawstring bag and keyring.